Now, tonight and for the next few days, I'm going to write about some ER stories that are more on the funny side, and note that these people probably have mental illnesses/have been drinking. Enjoy.
"A 28-year old male was brought into the ER after an attempted suicide. The man had swallowed several nitroglycerin pills and a fifth of vodka. When asked about the bruises about his head and chest he said that they were from him ramming himself into the wall in an attempt to make the nitroglycerin explode."
Well, I'm sure this gave the ER some laughs, along with concern. This man had obviously been drinking, but he had actually attempted suicide. I'm sure this was very hard for his family to hear. As much as you'd want to give this man the benefit of the doubt, because of how either dumb or drunk he was with ramming himself into the wall to make the pills explode.. he had actually tried to kill himself. I bet him and his family look back on it now and laugh, but are glad he wasnt killed.
"A 50-year old woman came into the ER with a complaint of mild abdominal pain. During a pelvic exam the doctor found that the lady had inserted a whole chicken piece by piece into her vagina and then safety-pinned her labia shut. Unable to have children she was hoping that the chicken would turn into a baby."
I'm at a loss of words. This lady MUST have been mentally ill. How... I don't even know about this.. Chickens.. they're so BIG! How.... and safety-pinned it... didn't that HURT?! Expecting it to turn into a baby even..?? Well, besides the obvious.. this could have actually been a bad outcome. Whether it was or not, I'm not sure. But considering there was an object inside of her that wasn't supposed to be there.. her body could have rejected it and could have became very sick. Either way, when she was back to "normal", I'm hoping she got some mental treatment of some sort, or being fifty.. I'm not sure if she were old enough to go to a "home" but, something like that.
Until tomorrow,
Skylar. : )
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